British Cheese

 

I’m always slightly shocked when I’m given foreign cheese at British homes and restaurants! Such has been the success and growth of the British artisanal cheese-making movement that it seems perverse in most instances to serve anything else. In France or Spain or Italy we wouldn’t dream of eating anything other than the local varieties of cheese, but for some reason when we get back home we don’t apply the same standard. Is there an innate foodie inferiority complex? Is the Europhilia of wine drinkers so strong that it extends to a stubborn belief that everything is better over there? Of course this prejudice is historically well-founded over wine, but when it comes to the products of the dairy it’s wrong.

Christmas is almost upon us so what should the well-dressed cheeseboard have upon it this year? I’ve put some notes on some fantastic British cheeses below, but the main thing is to find a local deli or cheese shop and taste before you buy. Ten years ago making this suggestion would have been madness – with the exception of Neal’s Yard, Ian Mellis in Scotland and Paxton & Whitfield there were then precious few places offering an enthusiasts trail through the great possibilities. But now there are farm shops, cheese shops and farmers markets all over the country offering these services. It’s lovely to have a perfect piece of local cheese on the Christmas table, maybe bought from the producer, maybe with a story to be told.

British cheese makers are doing it all now; whatever style of cheese you like there’s someone out there making something that will suit you, something you’ll love and even feel a stirring of patriotic pride about! I’d put the best British cheeses up against the best from anywhere and expect a good showing, and in our heartland strength areas of hard cow’s milk cheeses, particularly Cheddar, and blues, particularly Stilton, I’d expect us to win, win, win.

So what are the possibilities for the well-dressed cheeseboard at this time of year? As Paul Howard has discussed in his wine and cheese matching article, one great cheese is a better gastronomic experience than a random assortment of disparate styles. That way you can match the one cheese with a lovely wine and maximise the pleasure. Nonetheless, pleasing the assembled Christmas throng may involve putting a few cheeses together. Below is my pick of what’s good at the moment in a variety of styles working up from the mildest first.

Wigmore

Ewe’s milk cheese made in Berkshire by Anne Wigmore and recently eulogised by Broadbent in his Decanter magazine column. This is a soft round cheese that needs to be eaten at the point where the cut surfaces are beginning to bulge and ooze. It’s creamy and mild but deliciously complex with soft lilting gentle straw and farmyard notes. This is all about mouthfeel as Wigmore gently melts in the mouth in a fabulously hedonistic way.

Sharpham’s Elmhirst

Sharpham should be a British foodie legend. The estate down in Devon, near Totnes, makes not just a range of fabulous cow’s milk cheeses but also very good English wines. Elmhirst is my favourite of their cheeses. It’s a belt-busting triple-cream cheese of unsurpassed unctuous richness. Surprisingly good young, when the rich creamy decadence predominates, it is heart-stoppingly good at 6-8 weeks once the texture has become smooth and creamy and more complexity has developed.

Gorwydd Caerphilly

Magnificent unpasteurised real-deal farmhouse Caerphilly made in Ceredigion. The other big name in Caerphilly is Duckett’s which can also be excellent but sampling the two side-by-side this week the Gorwydd was clear winner. The smell is fresh and lactic and the flavour medium-weight with a lovely lemony freshness cutting through the rich cheese.

Vintage Lincolnshire Poacher

I’ll do a piece on cheddar sometime, because with fantastic cheeses such as Montgomery’s, Westcombe and Poacher (not a PDO cheddar, I know!) we should celebrate our heritage in making these amazing cheeses and claim the name back from the vile factory abominations bearing the name. Maturing is the key to many cheeses but especially to this style and nothing can replace tasting what the shop has for sale. Nonetheless, vintage Poacher is a reliably complex and balanced cheese with lovely nutty salty overtones. East Midlands customers should catch them at farmers markets and buy their hand-made butter pats too!

Stinking Bishop

Made in Gloucestershire since 1972, Stinking Bishop is made from cow’s milk and treated to a rind-washing process using Perry made from the local Stinking Bishop pears; this is a cheese whose bark is worse than its bite! When ripe it has slightly lurid orange-colour rind, an oozing quality like the Wigmore and a powerful scent which is both farmyardy and sweetly fruited. In the mouth it is soft, rich and surprisingly elegant and harmonious with a delicate balance of sweet fruit, richness and acidity. A cheese almost in danger of being a victim of it’s own success, numpty cheese shops sell it when it’s still just a solid block – avoid it at this stage as it needs time to balance, mature and integrate and for the texture to smooth out. My Mum calls it “Smelly Nelly” and won’t even touch it so it divides the jury, but when it’s good it as good as any stinky cheese from anywhere.

Colston Bassett Stilton

The great survivor of the proud names of the Stilton dairies, Colston Bassett varies with the seasons. The good news for this Christmas is that the spring pasture milk used to make the current cheeses was exceptional. In a Wine Alchemy 2007 taste-off it came second to the young pretender Stichelton - but the Colston Bassett this season is unbeatable.

Andy Leslie, November 2008



 

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